Phil Vas uses one spoon. Drinks cold decaf and has chronic back pain. Waters plants, feeds the cat,
changes diapers. He's eaten mescaline ninety-two times. Been diagnosed with generalized anxiety
disorder. He has a scar on his right thumb, a widow's peak, vampire teeth. Phil Vas is the son of a
Christian missionary and pygmy fisherwoman. He's a lefty. Gemini. Takes his Campari with lime.
